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Saturday, April 09, 2005 Today's Hoot! Note to the New York Times: Don’t use Wikipedia as an authoritative source. Lifting text verbatim from Wikipedia would seem to be a poor practice as well. Without taking a huge digression, the advantage of a Wiki is supposedly that a "community" of folks shares their knowledge to build an informative web site with an easy to use authoring tool. There's a problem though, if some of the community have more enthusiasm than knowledge. Or more bias. UPDATE: Apparently the copying was in the other direction.
I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell ya! Nicholas Kristof in the NY Times - Nukes are Green: If there was one thing that used to be crystal clear to any environmentalist, it was that nuclear energy was the deadliest threat this planet faced. That's why Dick Gregory pledged at a huge anti-nuke demonstration in 1979 that he would eat no solid food until all nuclear plants in the U.S. were shut down.Actually, "In 1987 Gregory introduced the Slim-Safe Bahamian Diet, a powdered diet mix, which was immensely profitable," so maybe it was just a PR stunt, but it's still a good line. But it's time for the rest of us to drop that hostility to nuclear power. It's increasingly clear that the biggest environmental threat we face is actually global warming, and that leads to a corollary: nuclear energy is green.Who would have thunk it? I thought the Ecoweenies were bound and determined that the citizens of the "developed world" all live in mud huts - as long as they didn't get the mud from a wetland. Of course not everyone was as "sensitive" - Official: China Plans 40 Nuke Power Plants: China plans to build 40 nuclear power plants over the next 15 years, making them the main power source for its booming east coast, a government official said in remarks reported Thursday.Gosh, they're on the Kristof train too! And, of course, those sneaky Frenchies have always been on it. Fasten your seat belts though - I'm sure the back-to-nature crowd will be out shortly with torches and pitchforks to chastise ole Nick.
Friday, April 08, 2005 Woohoo! Lookin' for a cheap date? Try Wal-Mart Just when you thought you'd heard it all from the king of discount shopping, Wal-Mart is now pitching itself as the new dating hot spot -- with everyday low prices to boot.The skeptics on FreeRepublic, where I found this, have some suggestions of their own including this guy as official Wal-Mart Singles Shopping host.
It must be Friday Restaurant Explodes After Cockroach Control Snafu: PERTH, Australia -- An Australian restaurant owner's attempt to get rid of cockroaches in his kitchen has left his eatery in ruins.36! How many cockroaches did he have? However, he apparently forgot to extinguish an oven pilot flame.Maybe it's an insurance scam? Handler punished for donning camel costume: SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - Qantas Airways Ltd. on Friday suspended a baggage handler who was caught on video opening a passenger's bag which contained a camel costume, donning the head and wandering around the airport tarmac.That's probably not in the job description. Don't think small: A Boston-area man was arrested this past Tuesday after several humongous deposits he made to a new bank account didn't clear.No, he wasn't a secret billionaire. Cookie Monster leads way as Sesame Street goes on a diet: My beloved blue, furry monster - who sang "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" - is now advocating eating healthy. There's even a new song - "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods.Tofu and birkenstocks are next. Outlaw blows himself up: Albania's most wanted man fought off special police and eluded capture for years only to blow himself up while fishing with dynamite, police and newspapers say.That used to be Mullah Omar and Osama's hobby too. Maybe that's why we haven't seen them lately. Speaking of which - according to the AFP, Osama is a "Saudi dissident". And all along I thought he was merely a murderous wingnut with goat bothering tendencies. Who knew?
Thursday, April 07, 2005 Poor baby! Polipundit points us to a really sad story - Annan Tells Staff of His 'Pain' from UN Inquiries. (Too bad Bubba Clinton wasn't around to feel it for him.) "To see the institution you have devoted your life to being hammered and attacked, in most cases unfairly, was very difficult to digest, and I can imagine what impact it had on you and on staff morale," he said.Tell it to the kids in Rwanda, Kofi. And the kids in Timor, the Congo, Kosovo and just about everywhere else the UN has been. "It is also unfortunate that my own son seems to have been associated somehow with this program, and of course that investigation is going on," Annan added.Somehow? I guess he was just ambling down the street and all of sudden, folks started stuffing money in his pockets. That happens a lot at the UN. Speaking of money and the UN, check out Indonesia denies tsunami aid paid for posh ambassador villa in Geneva: Indonesia on Monday denied allegations in a Swiss newspaper that tsunami relief funds were diverted to purchase a swanky resident for its ambassador to the United Nations in Geneva.I wonder where their ambassador to the UN in New York lives? "The report insinuates that we are using disaster aid funding for the purchase of the residence and this is not at all the case," Thamrin told AFP.Dang those pesky rents! They also seem to be a tad unclear on the concept of fungibility. Ambassador Makarim Wibisono, 58, who is also current president of the UN Human Rights Commission, was scheduled to move into the Provence-style villa with his wife and three children in the coming weeks.Sometimes when you're at the UN working for human rights, you just have to make sacrifices.
Wednesday, April 06, 2005 They're all so doggone diverse! Mugged by la Réalité: FR D RIC ENCEL, PROFESSOR OF international relations at the prestigious Ecole Nationale d'Administration in Paris and a man not known for crying wolf, recently stated that France is becoming a new Lebanon. The implication, far-fetched though it may seem, was that civil upheaval might be no more than a few years off, sparked by growing ethnic and religious polarization. In recent weeks, a series of events has underlined this ominous trend.Lebanon? How about a new Sweden? Swedish authorities in the southern city of Malmo have been busy with a sudden influx of Muslim immigrants — 90 percent of whom are unemployed and many who are angry and taking it out on the country that took them in.More here and here including: Denmark now restricts asylum admissions, welfare payments, and citizenship and residency permits for reasons of family unification.Leave it to the the purveyors of the nanny state to turn immigration into a monumental disaster. Of course, we have our own peculiarly American version of immigration wackiness - Border family's strange encounters with illegal crossers: Mr. Garner, a carpenter, his wife, and three daughters (age 10, 12, and 15) tell countless stories that are as alarming to outsiders as they are matter-of-fact to them.Follow the link for some real beauties. Theirs is a life dominated by self-defense lessons, family practice drills to huddle in the master bedroom, obligatory two-way radios for kids who walk to school, and a handgun on the hip for mom.A nation without borders is no longer a nation. Of course, that's what some folks want.
It surely is a puzzle Damian Penny on the May 5 UK election: Because of Blair's brave support for the ouster of Saddam and the war against Islamofascist terror, this is the first British election I can remember in which I, an unrepentant Thatcherite, would likely vote Labour.And he points to Mark Steyn who sums it up nicely: If I lived in Britain, I'd vote for Tony Blair's Labour party. Yes, yes, I know he's a nanny-state control-freak and you can hardly pull your pants on in the morning without filling in the form for the Public Trouser Usage Permit and undergoing inspection from the Gusset Regulatory Authority. But on the One Big Thing — the great issue of the age — he's right, and he's reliable. And, sad to say, the British Conservative party isn't. Their leader, Michael Howard, has been a cheesy opportunist on the war, supporting it at the time, backtracking later, his constantly evolving position twisting itself into a knot of contortions even John Kerry might find over-nuanced. Most other Tory heavyweights — ex-Thatcher cabinet ministers like Lord Hurd and Sir Malcolm Rifkind — are more straightforward: They're agin the war. They'd have no time for his frightful American clothes or his ghastly hamburger diet, but, social distaste aside, they're Michael Moore Conservatives.The Conservatives aren't really any less pro-EU either. About the only thing in their favor is that they don't have Labor's cast of leftoid knuckle draggers shambling about out of the public eye.
I thought he was "exonerated"? How many more must die before Kofi quits? Like its cousin, the Holocaust memorial in Jerusalem, Rwanda's stunning new genocide museum, perched on a quiet hillside overlooking Kigali, is at its most arresting when it honours the lost children. One installation invites us to consider David, a cute, shy boy, with big round black eyes: David's favourite sport was soccer; he enjoyed making people laugh; his dream was to be a doctor; he was tortured to death; his last words were: 'The UN will come to get us.'He was too young to know any better. What excuse do the moonbats have? Is it a hopeful sign that this appeared in The Observer? Probably not. Anyhow, Instapundit quotes the relevant passage covering Kofi Annan's part in the Rwandan blood bath, but I was entranced by another portion of the article: One very personal example: when I worked in Liberia in the mid-Nineties a new chief administrative officer was dispatched to Monrovia by the UN to replace the previous CAO, who was removed (then reassigned elsewhere) for taking a 15 per cent kickback on UN procurement contracts. In the name of cleaning up the old corruption, the new CAO tapped our phones, paid locals to spy for him and threatened to send home anyone who opposed him, all to facilitate his own quest for a 15 per cent kickback on everything we purchased.Ah, but there is something we can do.
Tuesday, April 05, 2005 Don't quit your day job, Al! Big Weird Al has got a new gig, which frankly is rather hard to describe other than that it is some sort of cable TV network for 18-34 year olds: Gore TV has arrived at last.I get it now! It 'll run World's Stupidest Home Videos 24/7! Here's another explanation: Current's promoters say it will offer 24 hours of programming in a "unique, short-form content format," described as a synthesis of MTV and CNN.Sounds perfect for folks with Attention Deficit Disorder! But here's the puzzle: while Al claims that this lead balloon is not political, the backers seem to be a role call of Democrat moneymen including some of the swells that manage the California public employees pension fund. I guess they just think it's a wonderful business opportunity. I sure would ante up a five spot, if I could invest in it, wouldn't you? I just hope the public employees aren't going to actually need their dough any time soon. But there's someone I left out. Ole Sergey Brin, one of the founders of Google, showed up on the stage to praise the oddity and announce that Google was partnering with them. Time will tell, but why do I get the feeling that Google is developing a political agenda?
And the winner of the coveted Pondscum Prize... Is the Associated Press. I guess there wasn't much suspense to that one. More here.
Monday, April 04, 2005 Today's Hoot! Not so fast, Kofi!: Senator Norm Coleman has dragged Kofi Annan out of the saloon and back into the street...With his claim to have been exonerated, ole Kofi should have been on the stage. There's another one leaving shortly.
Barbecue Sandwich, Cole Slaw, and Fried Okra - April 4, 2005 Starvation Not So Popular After All What's old is new: Kofi Annan's long-awaited reform report, "In Larger Freedom: Towards Development, Security and Human Rights for All," is a laundry list of changes designed to strengthen the United Nations' grasp on global governance. Virtually every recommendation in Annan's report is a regurgitation of recommendations first advanced a decade ago by the U.N.-Funded Commission on Global Governance.Kind of like an old septic tank. By the way, the author of this article, Henry Lamb, is associated with a web site that sells a pocket Constitution (in quantity). Just what you need to get the drop on ole Robert "Sheets" Byrd before he can whip his out. As an andidote to that NY Times puff piece on Senator Claghorn, try Powerline. The British have an early warning system for stupid new EU rules - but they're way behind. That's what comes of giving bureaucrats free rein. Imagine what it would be like with the United Nations kleptocrats in charge? There is a real simple solution though. And here's more Euroweenie angst: A website that gets unemployed Germans bidding against each other to work for the lowest wages is set to spark fresh controversy with plans for an August launch in Britain.Proving that there's no hole that can't be dug deeper, adulterous Anglican bishop Gene Robinson fires up the faithful: The first openly gay Anglican bishop has sparked outrage for suggesting that Jesus might have been homosexual.I wonder how he would describe a Marine platoon? But ole Gene sure has a way with words: "God's light and God's life ooze over me like warm butter".That's an image that's hard to forget. Finally, Bubba Clinton may not be in the best of health, but he hasn't changed any (scroll down).
Ruh Oh! Blogger busts Adscam ban: AN AMERICAN website has breached the publication ban protecting the explosive and damning testimony of a Montreal ad exec at the Adscam inquiry. The U.S. blogger raised the ire of the Gomery commission this weekend by publishing extracts from testimony given in secret by Jean Brault on Thursday.Duh! But, it's a rather odd ban: But reporters and cameras have been allowed inside the hearing room as long as they don't publish Brault's testimony until the ban is lifted.I guess Captain Ed can forget about a Canadian vacation. Perreault warned that even if Brault's testimony has been outed by a U.S. website, it doesn't mean it is now public information in Canada.I guess I can forget about a Canadian vacation too. Latest update is here and just keep scrolling down the main page.
Sunday, April 03, 2005 It's the UN again! The man who tried to blow the whistle on the UN oil-for-food scandal: No one would listen to the man who tried to blow the whistle on the UN oil-for-food scandal. Two years later he finally received a response - he was fired.But I thought they were supposed to be so competent at the United Nations? I guess they are - at criminal enterprises.
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