Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Sandra Fluke Also Wants Free Sex Change Operations

Sandra Fluke Argued for Mandatory Coverage for Sex-Change Surgery

The Fluckster is sure generous with other folks' money isn't she? On the other hand, a sex change operation is the ultimate contraceptive, so maybe she thinks it ought to go with the other freebies.

Best Sandra Fluke Jokes

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I've been laughing at all the great Sandra Fluke (apparently pronounced "Fluck") jokes and cartoons that are popping up like the above from The People's Cube. There's a nice collection on Free Republic including these text gems:

What do you call a woman who needs $3,000 for contraception?
Very busy.

What do you call a woman who wants to be paid to have sex?
A professional.

What do you call a homely professional "reproductive rights activist" who claims to needs $3,000 for contraception?
Dreaming.

For all the haters out there,  just change woman to man in the first two and all three are still funny. Of course the big question is: if we pay for Sandra Fluke's birth control, do we have to pay for flowers and a dinner too? Or more?

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