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Saturday, May 10, 2003 I'll huff and I'll puff ... ecoweenie alert! Steve Brandt in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune provides some levity in Mold was the last straw for this 'innovative' house: What makes it heartbreaking, people say, is how eagerly Sherri Simmons looked forward to moving into the new farmhouse-style house just off Lake Street in Minneapolis.Notice the keyword: "nonprofit". Two Minneapolis nonprofit agencies, Southside Neighborhood Housing Services and the Community Eco-Design Network, teamed up in the mid-1990s and worked together on the straw-bale house.Nice discount! And it sounds like the taxpayers (AKA the "state") only got clipped for 20K! Such a deal! But wait, there's more. I'll skip the construction details, the "volunteer" work crew charging their power tools with solar cells, the mold, and the city condemning the house after the removal of the moldy straw caused the house to sway in the wind. Instead, let's track down the money: Still, condemnation didn't seal the house's fate. Southside could have made the repairs. But Rogers said Southside didn't have enough money.Notice the key phrase "public money". Our tax dollars are hard at work again. This time providing entertainment.
It's tin foil beanie time, eh! Mark Steyn in the Telegraph: But if I had to name my all-time favourite cabal to which Bush is in thrall it would have to be the one revealed in a long think-piece in the Boston Globe the other week. The Globe identified the various murky figures who've been the most assiduous promoters of the new American imperium: David Frum, the Bush speechwriter who coined two thirds of the phrase "axis of evil" (his original idea was "axis of hate"); Charles Krauthammer of the Washington Post; Michael Ignatieff of Harvard; and Mark Steyn, some loser with a Brit newspaper.Who knew?
Friday, May 09, 2003 Unforeseen Consequences Alert! Victorino Matus at the Weekly Standard: The GROM FactorMuch more about GROM by following the link. It was certainly nice to have them at the ball. But not everyone is smiling according to Roger Boyes at the UK Times: Germans dismayed that Poles could command their troopsWhat's that annoying whine I hear?
He's dreaming of a virgin with light brown hair Via LGF: Palestinian students recreate paradise to show what awaits "martyrs": Plastic trees, goldfish swimming in a generator-powered fountain, posters of the dead on the wall: This is a model of the paradise Islamic militants say awaits those killed in fighting with Israel, including suicide bombers.Sounds like a real hootenanny! But what about the ... you know ... virgins? Missing from the display of heaven were the 72 virgins. Organizers said they weren't sure how to depict them. "We don't know what (heavenly) virgins look like," said one of the organizers, a Hamas member and engineering student who only gave his first name, Ahmed.I'll help ya out, Ahmed:
Everyone's doing it! On Wednesday I mentioned that John Bono was building an Axis of Weasels card deck over at No Replacement for Displacement. Now I see that NewsMax is selling a Deck of Weasels:
Life in the minor leagues Minor league baseball is a world apart from the "big business" major leagues as Jeff D'Alessio reports in Florida Today: Win or lose, the Brevard County Manatees and Vero Beach Dodgers are strongly advised to leave the field immediately following tonight's Florida State League baseball game in Viera.The best part is that no goofballs have yet popped up claiming that having it limited to women only is unfair to the transgendered or similar dreck. The Dig, an old promotion brought to Brevard seven years ago by Dunn, has been borrowed by other minor-league teams, which are always looking for creative ways to put fannies in the seats.Much hilarity in the list - here's one I liked: Animals -- real or fake -- are always good for a few chuckles. Like Laura the Elephant, whom the West Michigan Whitecaps hired in 1997 to throw out the first pitch. "She did fine many times," said Matt O'Brien, now the GM of the Myrtle Beach (S.C.) Pelicans. "But the best was when she took the ball and ate it right there on our pitcher's mound."Better that end than the other end! Nothing like a mound on the mound.
Thursday, May 08, 2003 Maggie has issues! Right-Thinking from the Left Coast alerts us to a remarkable spew from Magaret Drabble in the Telegraph. Here's a brief excerpt: My anti-Americanism has become almost uncontrollable. It has possessed me, like a disease. It rises up in my throat like acid reflux, that fashionable American sickness. I now loathe the United States and what it has done to Iraq and the rest of the helpless world.There's much more in a similar vein with some special rancor for the troops who paint names and shark's teeth on their vehicles. Apparently Maggie is really, really, really upset that the coalition forces kicked some Islamofascist butt. Aside from wondering how Maggie came to lose her medications, I was mostly puzzled as to who the hell Margaret Drabble was. A little Googling produced the fact that she's an author and that: Lonely pregnancies, jealous sisters, fears of physicality, and loss of identity are Margaret Drabble's specialties.Well I'll be gobsmacked - all of the literati down at the store had completely overlooked this paragon! And will continue to do so.
The Human Comedy Belly Flop Turns Rotten With Dead Fish Antic: A belly flop contest at Campus Pool this weekend got a little fishy during one fraternity's performance.Kevin is not the sharpest tool in the drawer. Man killed in pipe bomb stunt: A Northamptonshire man who was fascinated with explosives blew himself up after putting a home-made pipe bomb in his mouth and lighting the fuse, an inquest has heard.So what was he going to do with the lit pipe bomb? Hand it to Liz? Philly Nude Models May Wear Union Label: Complaining of low pay, cold rooms and air laden with paint fumes and charcoal dust, models who pose nude at a Philadelphia art school voted Wednesday to join a union.Yes, there is a picture in the original article, but don't click through just for that.
Add one to the Weird Sea Stories Richard Spencer at the Telegraph - Chinese navy did not know submarine was missing: The Chinese navy was unaware that one of its submarines was in trouble until a fisherman spotted the vessel's periscope sticking out of the water close to an offshore island.That must have been a heck of a 911 call. It is not clear how long the accident happened before the vessel was discovered by the fisherman, but the fact that the navy did not know one of its submarines was missing is an additional humiliation for a military unused to the glare of publicity.Mistakes will always happen, but we're talking a technology that is a century old.
Wednesday, May 07, 2003 Anyone for Bridge? From No Replacement for Displacement: Why must we waste time stopping rape squads in Iraq, when in Augusta, women are ruthlessly forced to tee off on the back nine?Check out the rest of the Axis of Weasels card deck that John is building in multiple posts on the main site.
Hot snooze! Nail Haslop over at NET Music Countdown shocks with Dixie Chicks dad says daughters not nude in E.W. Cover! NASHVILLE, TN Wednesday 5.7.2003 /netmusiccountdown.com/ -- According to the father of the Erwin sisters, Dixie Chicks, Martie (MaGuire) and Emily (Robison), the Chicks didn't exactly pose nude for their now famous Entertainment Weekly cover. Paul Erwin reportedly says the nudity was accomplished by an accomplished air-brush artist, so reports MJI.The point being what exactly? To insure they didn't gross out the photographer? Oh well, they needed the air brush job for Natalie anyway.
Wicked Witch Alert! The Hill's Open Secrets column has Ghost story: Clinton’s book raises question: Her long-awaited White House book, Living History, won’t be in stores for another month, but there’s already speculation about how much writing help Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) got from her two "assistants," author Maryanne Vollers and former Washington Post reporter Lissa Muscatine.That Hillary is real warm.
And clearly doesn't need a copy of Getting in Touch With Your Inner Bitch.
Well here's a surprise! Sam Dealey in The Hill - Donations to Sen. Edwards questioned: Sen. John Edwards’ presidential campaign finance documents show a pattern of giving by low-level employees at law firms, a number of whom appear to have limited financial resources and no prior record of political donations.Many case studies of individual contributors by following the link.
Thanks, Jackanapes Bill Gertz in the Washington Times - Search for Iraqis focuses on Europe: U.S. intelligence agencies are intensifying the search in Europe for officials of Saddam Hussein's government who fled Iraq with the help of French passports, U.S. officials said yesterday.This goes way beyond merely being annoying pissants.
Black Ice Alert! I must admit that I have little interest in the recording industry other than the occasional subrational bloviations of the "stars". But Jack Russell in The Inquirer calls attention to a really bad idea - RIAA, MPAA threaten software cluster bombs: According to Cnet, all of the major record companies including Vivendi's Universal Music Group, AOL Time Warner's Warner Music Group, Sony Music Entertainment, Bertelsmann's BMG and EMI Group have invested into small software companies dedicated to building programs to attack the PCs of people who download pirated music or movies.Aside from the inevitable lawsuits, it's clearly a recipe for internet warfare that the recording industry isn't sure to win.
Tuesday, May 06, 2003 They're all bozos Lloyd Grove astounds in the Washington Post with The Ungaggable Teresa Heinz: Fabulously wealthy Teresa Heinz, wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, dishes an earful to writer Lisa DePaulo in the upcoming issue of Elle magazine ...I'll have a prenup on rye with Swiss. But wait there's more: Her regular Botox treatments: "In fact I need another one. Soon." As for cosmetic surgery, "when I need it, I'll get it." She confides that she'd like to fix her nose, which has gotten "bulbier" with age.Mr. Black is having a lot of Maalox moments. But what does big John say? The candidate, meanwhile, praises the prospective first lady as "nurturing and incredibly loving, and fun, zany, witty. . . . Definitely sexy. Very earthy, sexy, European. She knows how to speak with her eyes."Sho 'nuff! Don't forget to lay a huge honking liplock on her at the convention! But be careful of her tin foil beanie.
Behind the Iraq card deck Niles Lathem in the NY Post gives some ink to the guys who thought up the ubiquitous Iraqi "most wanted" card deck: When they first came up with the idea of putting the list of the 55 most-wanted Iraqi regime figures on a deck of playing cards, a group of obscure analysts for the Defense Intelligence Agency had no idea they were creating a media sensation.The five are Lt. Hans Mumm, Sgt. Andrei Salter, Staff Sgt. Shawn Mahoney, Sgt. Scott Boehmler and Spc. Joseph Barrios. All but one member of the group are Army reservists who were called up to a special Iraq task force during the war.It worked.
Electoral hijinks alert! George Will comments on the upcoming presidential primaries: Coming immediately after the Jan. 19 Iowa Caucuses and the Jan. 27 New Hampshire primary, South Carolina's Feb. 3 primary will the be first time African-American voters - perhaps almost 40 percent of the turnout - will be so important so early in the nominating process. But Delaware, Missouri, Arizona, New Mexico and Oklahoma also may vote that day, and Michigan votes four days later. The nominee almost certainly will be known no later than the evening of March 2, when California, New York, Maryland and perhaps Ohio will vote.Decide in haste, repent at leisure.
Monday, May 05, 2003 More UK vigilantes! So was it eggs or stones or both? Ananova reports that it was stones, er, objects including eggs: Anti-war MP George Galloway claims he was pelted with stones when he spoke at a May Day rally.Follow the link for candid snaps. But Sky News has another Georgie explanation: "I was not pelted. Two known members of the far-right BNP threw a couple of eggs at me but because I am a Scotsman and they are far-right activists I managed to avoid them," he said.Makes about as much sense as the rest of Georgie's patter. I wonder how much he paid the yobs?
Who was that masked man? Reuters reports Caped crusader saves the day in English town: LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A masked and caped do-gooder has been sweeping through an English town, performing good deeds and scattering terrified bad guys, a local newspaper reported on Friday.OK, but a brown cape?
Celebrity news from Down Under! Tim Blair notes the incredibly acute sensitivity of actor Laurence Fishburne who describes an Australian racist "vibe" that is "similar to the US in the 1950s". Tim also caught Liz Hurley at the submarine races in first class on British Air. The BA astounds with: A BA spokeswoman said: "We're delighted to see that British Airways' spacious flat beds in first class are being put to good use. It is a welcome example of how our unique flat beds offer not only great comfort, but room enough for two."Meanwhile Professor Bunyip, while deconstructing Phatty Adams' recent bloviations, observes that Bobby Fisk has a like minded girl friend. A truly shocking thought! Let's hope they don't breed. (All the above links seem to be bloggered. Just head directly to Tim's place or the Billabong and scroll down.)
Sunday, May 04, 2003 Everyone needs a hobby But a satirical religious newsletter web site? Check out Man hospitalized for Dylan-related exhaustion: CARSON CITY - Terry Landau, 53, was taken to Fillmore Hospital in this Nevada city after he hyperventilated and lapsed into exhaustion. His wife says he was over-speculating about Bob Dylan's religious views.And then there's Casino-church lights up Vegas Strip and Woman upset by persistence of local Mormons.
Ravages of time N.H. Old Man of the Mountain Collapses: New Hampshire awoke Saturday to find its stern granite symbol of independence and stubbornness, the Old Man of the Mountain, had collapsed into indistinguishable rubble.Joseph W. McQuaid in the Union Leader has an epitaph - The Old Man is gone: New Hampshire has lost its profile.
No news is good snooze! I tried, I really tried. But there isn't much of anything else worth blogging in the news. The NY Post rehashed the UN HQ looting (see below), there was more on Jesse Jackson's NASCAR protection racket, the two-faced Democrat party rejoiced over the campaign funding law court ruling, and another teachers' union local HQ has been raided by cops investigating financial fraud. Ho-hum! But there was some uplifting news: But medical evidence is mounting that moderate beer consumption - one to two beers daily - does a body good.Yee-haw! And amongst the evidence is bad news for spammers: Forget about Viagra. Have a beer instead. "Moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction," Dr. Pavel Zemek said last year after announcing results of clinical studies on beer’s healthful properties at the Czech Center of Gerontology in Prague.Actually, there is never any bad news for spammers - now they'll be hawking beer.
I must have missed it Charles Hurt in the Washington Times on yesterday's Democrat party presidential candidate debate - No Democrat bolts from pack: The nine Democratic candidates for president debated last night for the first time in a post-war environment, but no surprising differences emerged.Well, that's certainly a snoozer. But there were some lighter moments: Mr. Kucinich, who is widely regarded as a long shot, argued for raising taxes, ending free trade and, later in the debate, said that bankrupting the city of Cleveland as its mayor was a "badge of honor."Way to go Dennis - that'll get the voters lined up! And then: Several candidates waded into the controversy of the flying of the Confederate flag on the Statehouse grounds by agreeing to honor the NAACP's economic boycott of the state during the debate trip. They slept and ate at the homes of supporters instead of patronizing restaurants and hotels.Unless these candidates brought all their food and supplies with them, it isn't clear to me how merely staying at a supporter's home qualifies as a boycott. But hey, it's Democrat Wonderland. Meanwhile, protesters outside the party convention waved Confederate flags and signs that read, "Yankee go home."Bwahaha!
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