Sunday, February 09, 2003

Today's Hoot!
Emily over at Give War a Chance apparently dislikes celebrity morality commercials:
Am I the only person who gets really annoyed by those "The More You Know" spots on NBC? Does anybody really take the advice of Starlet X from "This Show is Crap"? Do people really found their morality based on 30-second spots where a cast member of "ER" tells them that racism is bad?

Martin Sheen believes you should spend more time with your kids. Some chick I've never heard of says you should read to them. The guy who plays Ross on "Friends" thinks you should monitor their internet surfing. I don't have children, but when I do, I was planning on ignoring them, encouraging their illiteracy, and making sure my account with "Horny and Hosed-down Housewife Sluts" stays current so that I can teach them how meaningful porn can be. Jeebus, if you need a TV star to coach you on your parenting skills, it's probably best you not be allowed to breed in the first place.
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